Shovelnuts

What is Shovelnuts?


1.

Reserving a seat when you get up/leave, and you plan to return. If someone takes the seat then they are subject to a shovel to the nuts.

"He didn't call shovelnuts on that chair, so I'm totally taking it."

See dibs, shotgun, reserve, claim


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