Shovelnuts

What is Shovelnuts?

Reserving a seat when you get up/leave, and you plan to return. If someone takes the seat then they are subject to a shovel to the nuts.

"He didn't call shovelnuts on that chair, so I'm totally taking it."

See dibs, shotgun, reserve, claim

Kocklove

1. An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone. Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!..

Anita Blake

1. A tough as nails vampire hunter that used to be cool until her author started using her to "Mary Sue" out her own bizarro sexu..

Ho Bandit

1. For when 'slut' just isn't good enough! See also Ho Banditry "That new girl at work is a real ho bandit!" Se..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shovelnuts Edit Meaning