Show Boyfriend Edit Meaning

1.

when at a show (for music that tends to fall under the pop punk/ hardcore/metalcore/screamo/punk category, whatever it may be), or a " concert" as some say, a boy will take notice to a girl getting considerably shoved around, or girl will find herself clinging on a random boy to keep herself from eating total shit/getting hurt.

thus the boy will automatically take the roll as the "boyfriend" and keep her out of harms way and possibly assist her in getting to the front, closest to the stage.

harms may include:

-extremely muscley, large guys that are swinging their fists or making severe roundhouse kicks.

-people who are creating the ridiculous "wave" effect and shoving each other back and forth and pissing everyone off.

-a possible loss of attire, such as a shoe.

disclaimer: show boyfriends are obviously not permanent unless they are your actual boyfriend, unless you think they're extremely attractive and acquire their number. lucky you.

"aww it was so cute, this guy at the It Dies Today show was my show boyfriend and kept me from getting hurt!"

"i totally grabbed onto this guy during SKSK to keep myself from getting sucked under and trampled. haha."

"yeah dude, i helped this chick out by finding her shoe when she lost it, i was kinda being her show boyfriend."

show boyfriends are an easy way to keep yourself from getting owned by guys 50 times larger than you!

See concert, show, boyfriend, hardcore dancing, mosh pit

2.

when at a show (for music that tends to fall under the pop punk/ hardcore/metalcore/screamo/punk category, whatever it may be), or a " concert" as some say, a boy will take notice to a girl getting considerably shoved around, or girl will find herself clinging on a random boy to keep herself from eating total shit/getting hurt.

thus the boy will automatically take the roll as the "boyfriend" and keep her out of harms way and possibly assist her in getting to the front, closest to the stage.

harms may include:

-extremely muscley, large guys that are swinging their fists or making severe roundhouse kicks.

-people who are creating the ridiculous "wave" effect and shoving each other back and forth and pissing everyone off.

-a possible loss of attire, such as a shoe.

disclaimer: show boyfriends are obviously not permanent unless they are your actual boyfriend, or you think they're extremely attractive and acquire their number. lucky you.

"aww it was so cute, this guy at the It Dies Today show was my show boyfriend and kept me from getting hurt!"

"i totally grabbed onto this guy during SKSK to keep myself from getting sucked under and trampled. haha."

"yeah dude, i helped this chick out by finding her shoe when she lost it, i was kinda being her show boyfriend."

show boyfriends are an easy way to keep yourself from getting owned by guys 50 times larger than you!

See concert, show, boyfriend, hardcore dancing, mosh pit