Show Choir Edit Meaning

1.

A high school extracurricular activity vaguely comparable to some combination of a cult, a sorority, a dance team, and an actual choir. Most show choirs attempt to combine singing and dancing while wearing their weight in sequins. The result from afar is something like watching a giant musical disco ball.

Other staples of the show choir world: overacting ("facials"), nude character shoes, and enough Aqua Net to create a hole in the ozone layer.

If you've ever slept a whole night on a coach bus, asphyxiated yourself with Aqua Net, and spent hours curling your hair, you're probably in show choir.

See show choir, showchoir, choir, dance, high school

2.

The extra awesome extraccurricular activity at schools mostly in the mid west. it is where high school students prance arround on giant risers, duck tape the bottom of their shoes, use enough aqua net to cause lung cancer, sleep on the floors of buses, talk trash about that one girl who "can't do a jazz hand to save her life", and at the end of the day, go home with a few sparkly trophies that make for great weapons if someone is being annoying on the bus ride home. Guys wear more make up than David Bowie, and girls aren't afraid to strip in front of a large crowd of boys. We sweat, get sprained ankles, curse, and at the end of the day made some good friends and had some awesome times! Ah Show Choir...what's not to love!?

Dude 1: Dude! that girl over there is totally stripping!

Dude 2: Yea so, she's in Show Choir.

Dude 1: Well still, why aren't you totally in awe over this?

Dude 2: Cause I'm in Show Choir...

See high school, duck tape, sequins, makeup

3.

It is an activity in which participants sing and dance at the same time, while wearing shiney costumes and jewelry that can blind you, dark make-up, and fake hair. Show choirs perform at competitions within their own state and sometimes compete in other places, such as California, Florida, New York, Branson, Hawaii, and Chicago.

In show choir you wear dark make-up and shiney costumes.

See show choir, singing, dancing, sequins

4.

also see showchoir.

showchoir is a mispelled version of show choir. just to clear up confusion.

5.

A group of sequined-clad young adults who prance around onstage with more energy than cheerleaders on speed in the effort to win a "trophy." They sing, too.

Carlos: Man I'm so tired, I'm out like a straight guy in show choir!

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singers and dancers that perform in random places, such as Branson, Missouri, and West Virginia. These show choir members are often called Show Queers because of the flamboyently bright, sequency costumes.

The SHOW CHOIR danced on stage.

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