Showchoir

What is Showchoir?


1.

1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.

2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.

3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.

See show choir.

Innocent bystander #1: Oh look at those people, they're covered from head to toe in sequins!

Innocent bystander #2: Yeah, they must be in showchoir.

See zoe

2.

a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.

dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they're sequined-y!

total showchoirness...

3.

The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)

YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.

ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|

(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)

YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!

ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...

See music, talent, perfection, broadway


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