What is Shower?
1.
Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
2.
A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.
Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....
"I'm taking a shower!"
Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan
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3.
A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.
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My penis is a shower.
4.
An excuse to cover up masturbation
MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!
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5.
originates from a gang in jamaica called the shower posse, infamous for their merciless violence, used now as a word to mean anything from gangster to good to cold or poker-faced
"seen mans over there in that lexus in ballys, thats shower" , or , heard this new skepta beat blad its shower, or , "yeah blad mans shower, he stabbed up carl in broad daylight barefaced"
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6.
Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.
Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.
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7.
When a man already already has a big penis when flaccid, but when they have an erection it doesn't grow much larger.See
I know a man who is a shower, and his wife loves it.
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1.
A person who watches his sister(or brother) in the shower.
Hey shower, quit watching your sister!
hey hamper, quit watching your brother!