Shower Coma

What is Shower Coma?


1.

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

See shower, coma, morning, tired, late


33

Random Words:

1. When you fart in someone's mouth while they give you a rim job. Carol was licking Jon's ass last night. They were having fun,..
1. A boy-crazy, fashion- crazy and just plain crazy gal. She always has a boyfriend and is the ultimate chick. She's quite stubborn at..
1. Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach. "Tim you must be smarter than the grass you ..