Shower Coma

What is Shower Coma?

1.

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

See shower, coma, morning, tired, late
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