Shower Hop

What is Shower Hop?

A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.

I was completely out of toilet paper and had no choice but to shower hop.

See bidet, poop, feces, shit, toilet paper, clean, blumpkin

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