What is Shower Lube?
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When you bend down to pick up soap you dropped while in the shower, causing water to flow through your now open crack. Usually when you get out of the shower you feel lubed and slippery. Not exactly pleasant.
"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
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