Shower Massager

What is Shower Massager?

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

Eatoggers

1. Someone who blogs about what they eat and eats to blog. I met with the eatoggers for lunch today. See food, blogs, eat..

Carpet Munch

1. To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch. See oral sex, ..

Magictoast

1. After a morning of steamy intercourse, A man or woman will offer to make breakfast and add a special something (Powered Roofie/Rohypnol)..

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