Shower Squirrel

What is Shower Squirrel?


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A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.

'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'

See shower, squirrel, pubes, pubic hair, hygiene, soap


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