What is Showering Like A Rape Victim?


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This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night

Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?

Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude

Eric: I bet she loved it man

Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.

Eric: LOL

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