What is Showned?
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When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".
I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.
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to relentlessly list off a whole bunch of items.
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