What is Showpig?
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a larger woman who slathers on the makeup and perfume so that, at first glance, she does not appear an odious beast. however, underneath it all she remains a filthy beast with a pussy that smells like hot garbage.
There is no shame in humping down with a showpig as long as she was blue ribbon material.
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The phobia of poles (not the people!). (Made from the latin for tree-trunk/post which is 'Itis')
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when you try and slip into bed with someones mom.
"haha.. todd got so wasted last night he tried to pull a briggsy on boots' ..
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A slang term for alcohol or drinking. It can be used as many different parts of speech, including as a noun, verb, or adjective.
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