What is Showpig?
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a larger woman who slathers on the makeup and perfume so that, at first glance, she does not appear an odious beast. however, underneath it all she remains a filthy beast with a pussy that smells like hot garbage.
There is no shame in humping down with a showpig as long as she was blue ribbon material.
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