What is Shpaniac?
1.
Pervert who jacks of animals for pleasure
You can totally tell Chuck is a SHPANIAC. I mean look at his hand, it's covered w/ his dog's genital hairs.
2.
A person who strokes the sausage, rolls the dies, or flucshuates the flenning of otherly species than a homo sapian.
(A PERSON WHO MASTERBATES ANIMALS)
If I were a shpanicac, I'd have hands that smell like chicken cum.
