What is Shpants?
1.
to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.
that idiot is wearing shpants.
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2.
A world wide clothing line, that legendary
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)
"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"
3.
Pants with zip-off bottoms. Can be worn as shorts or pants.
My shpants are so nice because I can take off the bottoms if I get too hot.
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Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.
Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.
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5.
A cross between shorts and pants
I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!
6.
shorts and pants at the same time.
dude look at those shpants. i want some. SHPANTS!! SHPANTS SHPANTS!
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7.
judo pants; loose capri-type pants for men. To mid-calf, often cut-offs.
Dude...shpants with leg warmers totally went out in the 1450s
