Shpants

What is Shpants?


1.

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

See ricky

2.

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barkerfounded.

They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

3.

Pants with zip-off bottoms. Can be worn as shorts or pants.

My shpants are so nice because I can take off the bottoms if I get too hot.

See shpants, shorts, pants, trousers

4.

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

See Claire

5.

A cross between shorts and pants

I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!

6.

shorts and pants at the same time.

dude look at those shpants. i want some. SHPANTS!! SHPANTS SHPANTS!

See bailey

7.

judo pants; loose capri-type pants for men. To mid-calf, often cut-offs.

Dude...shpants with leg warmers totally went out in the 1450s


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