Shpasm

What is Shpasm?


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Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.

"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."

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