Shplarf

What is Shplarf?

When an excess amount of skeet or jizz is deposited in a woman's mouth and she is forced to vomit violently.

Dis chickenhead was suckin it hard when i came all up in her mouth and then she shplarfed all ova a niggas lap.

See sick, vomit, throw up, jizz, blow chunks

Hoist Up The John B's Sail

1. to say that you are going to go home I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail. See hoist up the joh..

Lolsters

1. A version of lol. Like lols, the -sters part has no meaning and doesn`t count as part of the abbreviation. Bob: I ate a monkey for brea..

Zeppole

1. After you are done boning the bitch, you put some baby powder (preferably johnsons n johnsons) on your balls n shaft and ask her, YOU WA..

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