Shplarf

What is Shplarf?

When an excess amount of skeet or jizz is deposited in a woman's mouth and she is forced to vomit violently.

Dis chickenhead was suckin it hard when i came all up in her mouth and then she shplarfed all ova a niggas lap.

See sick, vomit, throw up, jizz, blow chunks

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