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A Pirate completely obsessed with Spam. Currently only one spam pirate is known in the 7 seas.
ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirat..
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In South Park the amount of time it takes something tragic to become funny again, like AIDS.
Why did the chicken cross the road? becaus..
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So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish..