What is Shplotski?
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When you are doing a chick from behind and you pull out right before cumming, catch it in your hand, separate it into equal parts, half in one hand, half in the other, and you clap your hands over the girls ears while yelling "Shplotski!"
Clarissa was being a bitch last night so when I was fuckin' her I had to shplotski that bitch.
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When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.
I accidently did a queef leaf.
See queef, leaf, squeeky, noise, weird
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A sarcastic term for the identity crisis a straight-identified person has after hooking up with a queer person.
"Yeah she's h..
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Eat pussy, munch rug, go down...
I like to nuzzle fuzz. She is a fuzz nuzzler...
