What is Shpoink!?
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Translation: Noise you make when you 1)playfully slap someone's head after they've made a grievous error, 2) point to someone's chest, then touch their face when they look; can be used as a verb.
"Did you take the last doughnut?"
"Yeah."
"(mild hit) Shpoink! Whaddya do that for?"
"D'Oh! I've been shpoinked!"
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