Shramps

What is Shramps?

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'

Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"

Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."

Joe: "What are you going to do?!"

Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

See shramps, shit, cramp, shart

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