What is Shrapnel?
1.
a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) Sharp metal contained in an expendable shell, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. See Anti-personel
c) Loose change of little value
I've been shrapnel
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A:Got any money?
B:Just shrapnel.
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2.
Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.
That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!
3.
Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local
Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!
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4.
Shrapnel can come in a good many of forms. One of which is if you are flicking staples at someone, they need to yell "SHRAPNEL!!" and take cover. Another form is people shrapnel which often happens when people jump across seats on a bus and land on you. When this happens you also can yell "SHRAPNEL!!" And the last form of shrapnel is when a grenade blows up and sends scraps of razor sharp metal into your face and or body.But nobody has heard of that last form.
Little Johnny was trying to make it to the classroom door but all of a sudden he got hit with flying staple shrapnel in the spinal chord and he got paralyzed for life.
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5.
Stuff that blows your arm off.
Dude, Shrapnel just blew Adam's arm off.
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6.
The debris left on the underside of the toilet seat from the intense back splash in the toilet bowl from a loose bowel movement.
Dude...that chili dog went right through me man...shrapnel went flying everywhere!
Dude...next time you get IBS clean the shrapnel from under the seat!
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7.
When you shit in the toilet. (Public or Private)
You flush and theres little pieces left over floating around, or stuck to the side like spackle or paste. (only numerous flushings gets it off)
to spray the back of the toilet bowl
Dom you took a shit in the bathroom and theres shrapnel in the toilet!
I had subway sandwich today with a bunch of lettuce and I just took a shit and there was lettuce shrapnel left over
I had to take a shit and shrapnel went all over the back of the bowl
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