Shredding The Beef

What is Shredding The Beef?

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

See wacking off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out, jerking off

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