What is Shrek?
1.
A large green ogre. With a donkey friend.
Just watch the film, man.
2.
woa! wayne rooney can really dribble
Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!
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3.
Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.
Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.
4.
A mixture of Lemon-Lime and grape kool-aid and nine cups of sugar
"yep im sippin on dat shrek, ppl ask him, 'um hey sir, whut iz dat ?'
itz lime itz wit grape, and 9 cups of suga,"
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5.
The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.
Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...
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6.
to mix up the facts, to cook up a story,intentionally or otherwise, as someone who got the facts mixed up. to do a shrek - to lie, to intentionally jumble up the truth so as to hid it
(in the Shrek movie, various characters of children folklore were protrayed differently from the original stories)
The judge could see through his lies, he was certainly good at doing a shrek
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7.
A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.
"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"
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