What is Shrek Punch?
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During sex, either anal or doggy style, shit on your fist and deliver a violent jab to the face or back of your partner's head. The punch will only count as a shrek punch in the event sloppy greenish shit is used on the fist.
"Man, I'm never going to get a true shrek punch on Linda. My shit is always too solid and brown..."
"Don't worry, you'll get lucky one of these times. Just eat more Taco Bell and White Castle."
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what guys say when they dont wanna be with you
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Definition: When you go out and fuck a lot of girls. Made popular by John Stamos in Full House, AKA Jesse.
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