Shrek Sperm

What is Shrek Sperm?

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

See shrek, sperm, sex, snot rocket, nostril, ejaculate, cum, semen, snot

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