Shrek Wallace

What is Shrek Wallace?


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A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-

Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!

Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

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