Shrek Wallace

What is Shrek Wallace?


1.

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-

Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!

Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

See shrek, wallace, green, bell end, bent


0

Random Words:

1. Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process..
1. The hottest (and sexiest) bollywoodmale star to be introduced this decade; known for his debut "main hoon na" with internation..
1. Grabbin a chick by the right big toe and taking a crap in her eye socket while reciting the pledge of alegince and then u push it in he..