Shrekapottimus

What is Shrekapottimus?

A person who upon first glance appears to have all the commons traits of:

·The Walt Disney Character 'Shrek'

·A hippopotamus

·and a Humanfemale

Lad 1: F**kin ell mate, look at the ears on that...

Lad 2: Chuff me... have ya seen the arse on it n'all?

Lad 1: What ya lookin' at her arse for?

Lad 2: Can't miss that... but you can have her

Lad 1: No chance, the Shrekapottimus is yours!

Lad 2: Get a pint in.

See shrek, minger, hippo, moose, whale, dog, munter, ugly, rough

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