Shrimp Dick

What is Shrimp Dick?

1.

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

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2.

shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.

I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick

3.

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

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4.

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

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