Shrimp Fuck

What is Shrimp Fuck?


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A sexual act where a male places a pink condom over the head of a woman (aka The Shrimp) and then pierces the condom with two straws in the nostril orifices. The male then ties the female’s hands behind her back and places her on all fours. He then penetrates her from behind and holds on the bound hands so her head bobs up and down like a shrimp out of water. The same act can be performed anally which is known as a 'Dirty Shrimp Fuck' or a 'Derby Shrimping'.

"I met this girl in a bar last night"

"Did you fuck her?"

"I only went and Shrimped her"

"Shrimp Fuck...nice!"

See shrimp, fuck, anal, asphyxiation, sex


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