Shrimp Slushie

What is Shrimp Slushie?


1.

In refrence to shrimping.

Following homosexual intercourse between two guys; after which the pitcher produces a bendy straw and proceeds to suck the mixture of shit and sperm from his partner's gaping asshole. The twist is it is done outside in the winter or cold weather, where the sperm/shit mixture is almost frozen causing a slush-like texture.

Why'd you get fired from the Kwik-N-Stop?

Because I made a Shrimp Slushie.

Ew brah thats disgusting why would you do that?

Because I was hungry AND thirsty.

See shrimp, slushie, sperm, frozen, intercourse, homosexual, asshole


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