What is Shriner?
1.
A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.
Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.
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2.
An individual who outright judges and looks down upon others for their choice to indulge in drugs, alcohol or sex. Typically seen in individuals who uphold strict religious morals.
Betty is such a shriner. She lectured me for 15 minutes yesterday about how I'm going to ruin my life if I ever smoke again!
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3.
A very stingy and selfish person.
"I can't believe that guy cut you off. He's such a shriner."
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Having sex under a dead ash tree in Detroit. The trees are in abundance and were killed because of the Emerald Ash Borer.
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