Shrink Edit Meaning

1.

1. verb: to decrease in size

2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor

1. the cold water made my balls shrink

2. that crazy bitch should go see a shrink

See mattyo

2.

a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex.

See lily

3.

That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!

4.

Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.

My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.

See Gumba Gumba

5.

A therapist, one in the mental health profession, a "headshrinker"

Dude, I can't go out tomorrow night, I gotta meet with my shrink, he thinks I am depressed.

See therapist, shrink, mental, prozac, happy pills, counselor

6.

someone to "help" you with yoru problems

The mistake most of us make is that the state appointed shirnks are our "friends"

7.

One who is a head shrinker.

"so, ....who do I have to fuckto get a shrink around here?"

See sfg