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When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..
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A pair of batty boys, or homosexuals.
*Julian Clary and Boy George enter a pub together*
John: Look! Zweigsbattos!
Peter: I saw you ..
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a renewal of vowels to prevent vowel expiration.
My husband and I are going to Vegas to have a vowel renewal on our one year anniversar..