Shrinkitsity

What is Shrinkitsity?

Shrinkitsity (n)

1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.

Please note:

This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.

1. "Mom, I told you not to use Cascade on my sweater; Now I've got some shrinkitsity."

2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."

3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."

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