Shriv Edit Meaning

1.

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

See Zeke

2.

a bothersome old person with an antiquated perspective.

I asked the shriv to stop throwing his taco bell trash on the ground and he said, "Don't tell me what to do. I been here longer than you."

3.

Shriveled person. Wrinkly man or woman.

"That old shriv keeps telling me to turn my music down."

See elderly, veteran, seasoned, young, new, peer, youth

4.

Any woodland creature of actual or fictional existence which dwells exclusively or voluntarily in mushrooms.

I'm pretty sure your grandmother is a fucking shriv.

See old people, gnomes, fairies, mushrooms

5.

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

See joel

6.

A small dead bird found shriveled on a wall

"oh my god! Shriv has gone crusty in the sun!"

See bird, dead, shriveled, mould, rot

7.

real small wrinkle dick

cory monroe has a Hela shriv as dick.