Shroom Bruise

What is Shroom Bruise?

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

See bruise, tattoo, cock, forehead, bitch

Jhoops

1. Digitally servicing a woman while she is passed out. While the blonde wkire went to town on my rod, I totally JHoopsed her friend&apos..

Ysa

1. a really gigantic know-it-all, usually with unwanted hair on most of its body. She was such an ysa. See isa, smelly, jerk, loud, large..

Queef-out

1. When somebody leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered. Also used to describe someone who leaves a CoD or Halo game before ..

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