Shroom Bruise

What is Shroom Bruise?

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

See bruise, tattoo, cock, forehead, bitch

Alan Boner

1. a bass who eats goldfish and pees down slids Alan Boner is soooooo badasss See badass, dope..

Groaner

1. A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance. I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet. See shit, huge, nasty, d..

Sarspasm

1. When your brain spasms into lapses of stubborness and is unable to detect any form of sarcasm or joke. RedCircle: I am having a sarspas..

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