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Noun. A nut busted while masterbating to internet Porn when you are searching and beating at the same time.
Dad used my computer yester..
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(n.) - a creature who tries to get too many girls but fails every time...miserably
Pronounced: scab-a-SORE-us
Brandon is a scabasaurus..
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A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3..