What is Shrouse?
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A woman who will 'tut' at offensive language, drink only bottled water, do yoga, insist that all foreign meat is probably dog, wear H & M skirts in Vietnam and refuse free alcoholic beverages incase she gets dehydrated or sick.
A shrouse will typically have mousey brown, lifeless hair and wear glasses. Necessary shouse accessories are... an oversized handbag containing things 'just incase' , a ladies blanket, and a little book containing 'important' phone numbers just incase her phone brakes down.
"Oh my god, she came prepared with her own snacks in bowls, just incase the food they supplied contained dog! She's such a shrouse!"
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A creation of an epic name, that will potentially be names of babies all over the world. It combines two names that are extremely common..
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A rare fatal disease in which the afflicted grows pepperoni-like nipples all over their body.
My son is very sick. He has uh... tumorsy..
