What is Shrouse?
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A woman who will 'tut' at offensive language, drink only bottled water, do yoga, insist that all foreign meat is probably dog, wear H & M skirts in Vietnam and refuse free alcoholic beverages incase she gets dehydrated or sick.
A shrouse will typically have mousey brown, lifeless hair and wear glasses. Necessary shouse accessories are... an oversized handbag containing things 'just incase' , a ladies blanket, and a little book containing 'important' phone numbers just incase her phone brakes down.
"Oh my god, she came prepared with her own snacks in bowls, just incase the food they supplied contained dog! She's such a shrouse!"
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