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In Papua New Guinea, the vagina
Well, boss, dispela woke up dis mornin an sees dis long arsehole starin at im so whats dispela gonna do..
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When your ex still weilds the ability to convince you to drive 6 hours for a subsequent bootycall.
Cliff: Where you this weekend?
Matt..
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Thursday, the day that I go crazy
Caz - I need help with something, Do you know where Janio is?
Cath - Umm yeh i think she is.. Oh wai..