Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Upduck

1. Something you say to someone while pointing underneath you're eye, so in return they say 'What's upduck?' Mike: Hey..

Bottom Naked

1. when a person is naked apart from a top/shirt. The most discusting act ever, its just wrong. What evil people wear when going to bed. ..

Adfrd

1. 1. (noun) Attention Deficit Fucking Retard Disorder. 2. (noun) The worst off all the disorders Person 1. Does that guy have any pills ..

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