Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Ignorant American

1. An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?..

Mazuma

1. United States Slang: Money Gotta go git that mazuma. See bread, cash, chips, currency, dough, scratch, shekels, wampum 2. Cash; mone..

E-jacking

1. The act of masturbating while viewing porn on-line. My mom caught me e-jacking to those porno pop-ups that my dad did not delete. See ..

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