Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Ultra-gord

1. Being an absolute mink Here Metweird you'r being an absolute ultra-gord See stink, smell, horrible, smelly..

Afflectation

1. noun. turn of phrase or saying that betrays the speaker's idiocy and naivette. ----- Alyssa: physical or emotional? Holden: emo..

Turddler

1. one who poops on sea turtles: one who resembles someone who poops on sea turtles; one who is related to sea turtles in any unnatural way..

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