Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Akhil

1. a player. hotty, a guy who can like more than one girl at a time that guy is a akhil look at all the girls he has. Dude im an akhil. ..

1one

1. Part of the internet language 1337 speak. Usually said after a sentence to add 1337-ness. Can I haz reconzorz?1one See 1one, zorz, 13..

Houses

1. Similar to holmes, just a more humorous way of saying it. Holmes sounds like homes; houses is also plural form of home. 1> Sup, Holm..

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