Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Owndatass

1. There is no wrong way of ownin dat ass. some one or something that is getting owned by ass. ownage of a specific bottom Example 1:The o..

[toastie]

1. A phrase used to express admiration or give props. Man, that bike is so toastie! Wow, she's so toastie! See toasty, foxy, foxay,..

Bellendslydale

1. see knob stilton origin: warrington, england "...woah, thats some smelly bellendslydale!" See critch..

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