Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Quitsies

1. A strong feeling of quiting your job. It is an ailment that is also contagious. I'm really feeling the quitsies today. See quitsi..

W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Oogle Her Goodies

1. To check someone out, to look at someones body part or parts with great admiration Greg Harland's mom is a M.I.L.F. I oogle her go..

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