Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Ubera

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Penis Buh-tuh

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Zamboner

1. When you release your seamen upon a females back, while she is laying down or on all fours, and you use your penis to move around your s..

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