Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Calistarian

1. A weed smoking, girl playing, evil rich boy who occassionally gets humble. Danny is such a calistarian bastard..

The Art Of Schulz

1. being well versed in the ways of kick-assedness -damn, you finished the bottle already? -no doubt -fukn art of schulz..

Don't Hate The Player Hate The Game

1. What I, or some of us say when a your sweetness found out thinks aren't so sweet.. Girl: What the f!ck are you messing around with..

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