Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Demanyui

1. When you can't shit. Person A: Brb gotta go to the bathroom Person B: OK Person A: FUCK DEMANYUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See deman..

King Kamheahea

1. Fat stupid hat that ruled the Hawaiian islands way back when He had kankles too King kankles honk if you think my kankles are sexy S..

Zigmondobitch

1. another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for? ..

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