Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Oreyt

1. British slang, usually used in place of alright, or okay. "hey, hows you?" "oreyt, you?" See alright, okay, oreyt..

Holmesy

1. A homicidal maniac, also known to be very clumsey. This type of person is rarely liked, he is a social outcast who has contenplated on c..

Foot Whisperer

1. A male that commonly likes to spread his love over womens feet. Ted is the world known foot whisperer See foot, feet, fetish, whisper,..

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