Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Eartwat

1. a dumbass person; one who knows nothing. Zach is a total eartwat. See asshole, dickhead, shithead, dumbfuck, slapnuts..

Top Off

1. To give him oral sex I was just wondering if you top off ? See dick, oral, sex, brain 2. After cumming in a girl's or guy'..

Dumpsteak

1. The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time. We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the..

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