Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Master Of One's Own Domain

1. exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with onesel..

Fncir

1. Fat NiggerCock In Rectum, a situation that is totally fucked up! Compare with fubar. Swedish acronym reads Fet NegerKuk I Röven. When y..

Aquamidgetitis

1. when a guy's penis shrinks as a result of cold water George Costanza on Seinfeld "experienced" aquamidgetitis See shrin..

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