Shruise

What is Shruise?

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

See slap, cock, bruise

Bullsh

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Vagina Water

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Lind

1. To go home at lunchtime from your office or place of work, and have a cheeky wank followed by a minimum of 30 minutes sleep. Steve: &qu..

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