What is Shrump?
1.
a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth
( an insult) (can be used as a joke)
person 1. oi shrump, get over here!
charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!
person 1. Kills charv...
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2.
A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.
"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"
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3.
Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.
"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"
"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."
4.
Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi
Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!
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5.
The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.
I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.
King Boletes make large shrumps.
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