Shrump

What is Shrump?


1.

a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth

( an insult) (can be used as a joke)

person 1. oi shrump, get over here!

charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!

person 1. Kills charv...

See small, annoying, midget, chav, tiny

2.

A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"

See smell, sniff, sick, pervert, pedophile

3.

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

4.

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

See Rick

5.

The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.

I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.

See lump, bulge, bump


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