Shtexting

What is Shtexting?


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The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

See texting, shitting, shissed, shat, texter


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