What is Shtexting?
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The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it,
shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
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It's what you tell your woman to do when she's speaking. "Bitch, shut the fuck up and go make me a sandwish."
Her: ..