What is Shtexting?
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The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it,
shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
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Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.
"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok..