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Like deathbed. Only it's a couch.
I picked up this couch from the thrift shop. I wonder if it was the person before me's deat..
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A penis that is so sharp it can be used as a chisel.
"Man, Frank beveled that cabinet's edge just by getting an erection.&quo..
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The act of racing Micro Machines through a small peice of a pvc pipe into the asshole of a future ex-girlfriend.
Paul: Dude.. WTF did y..