What is Shuff Monkey?
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A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.
Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!
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