Shuffle Of Shame

What is Shuffle Of Shame?


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The awkward move from the bedroom or lounge to the bathroom, trousers round ankles, desperately trying not to drip semen everywhere, which takes places after a badly planned wank.

I knocked out a crafty one the other morning, but had to do the shuffle of shame to clean up.


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