What is Shuffleboard?
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Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.
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