Shuffleboard Shocker Edit Meaning

1.

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:

1. A shuffleboard cue / stick

2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter

3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

See shuffleboard, shocker, shuffle