Shuffler Edit Meaning

1.

Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries

*door 20 yards away is heard opening*

*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open

B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so

See lazy, cleaner

2.

Someone who has the inability to continue listening to a song on his/her iPod for over thirty seconds.

The DJ ended up being a Shuffler and I would only hear 10 seconds of every good song.

See shuffle, shuffler

3.

A fat cunt who dont work and still sucks his mums tits.

To somebody who fits the above criteria

"You're such a shuffler"

See jobless, dolescum, cunt, shit, tom cruise

4.

its a fart that sounds like a deck of cards being shuffled

after i ripped one real loud, my friend chris said that fart sounded like a deck of cards being shuffled, hence the term shuffler every time a fart sounds like that