Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Lmpao

1. laughing my pretty ass off. Jackson was soo funny today! I know i was lmpao. See lmao, lmfao, lol, laughing, conceited 2. Lmpao lik..

Drittering

1. Driving while posting to your twitter account. Usually thorough your iphone or blackberry I was drittering about the crappy driver in f..

Zirkle

1. a hairy person who is still sexy Man that guy is zirkle See sexy, hairy, wtf, zirk..

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