Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Cajun Shocka'

1. Comes from deep cajun country Louisiana. To perform: Open palm of hand. touch thumb to ring finger spread pinky away from ring finge..

Kljap

1. Penis – “a gag (obstruating the mouth)”. (russian slamg) Kljap u tebja est ili netu??? See pene, schwanz, kir, sex..

Mexican Manicure

1. To stick ones finger(s) in their asshole, and then proceed to bite your fingernails to trim them down. Wow bob, your fingernails are re..

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