Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Fanwat

1. a coloquial insult, formed from the amalgamation of fanny and twat, both meaning vagina. <PERSON 1> have you ever had robs mum? ..

Zaggard

1. a broom used in the witchcraft world for transporting animals and livestock. damn that cow is big nigga,get the zaggard See brentwood,..

W.o.w Chow

1. The term used for food eaten while playing World Of Warcraft. Such as Chips,pop,cakes,etc. I have to go to the store and get more W.O.W..

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