Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Brotha Lynch

1. filthiest rapper alive. aka baby killa. cuz im that nigga that they call lynch, i got em niggas fienin for my shit i empty clips, drin..

Dick Liquor

1. When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna..

Fartball

1. When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. ..

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