Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Kim Gordon

1. singer-bassist-guitarist-trumpetist of Sonic Youth, married to Thurston Moore. She's the mother of all riot grrls, an intelligent a..

Koofnoof

1. A black saggy vagina that has worms. DAMN! That koofnoof is nasty! See koofnoof, koof, noof, kof, nof..

Preliminary Retard

1. Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them. That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard...

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