Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Jimping

1. One who drinks coffee, plays the guitar, and smokes cigarettes... Oh shit, its Jimping. whats up man? See Toekzy McVeigh..

Uber-dyke

1. A lesbian who feels that she must dress, act, smell and do everything that a man can do, only better. Rosie O'Donnell is a very po..

Papapamalien

1. A papapamalien is someone who is someone who is a complete fucker, asshole, a dyke, a metrosexual, swan. Stop fucking the dog you papap..

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