Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Glinkle

1. To glinkle is the stoned mind's impression of forming the two words, sprinkleand glitter together to form a single word so that the..

Yoke

1. A slang term for male ejaculate or semen Yoke in her face! I yoked all over that bitch! See sperm, semen, yoke, ejaculate, in, her, f..

437737

1. HERPES!!!I cannot believe NOON made a definition for this yet!!! It's HERPES speak for I got herpes, using the #'s for the le..

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