Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

W00t W00t

1. An expression of celebration or joy " I blow his fucking head open! w00t w00t!" See Patrick 2. a "l33t" term mea..

Melbo

1. Sweet, beautiful, usually brunette and seems to always play hard to get. Person: I wish my gf was like Melbo. See melba, melba toast, ..

Y.g.t.b.f.m.c.h.

1. You got to be fucking my cunt hole. person 1: She didn't pay the bill. person 2: Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H. See fuck, funny, hilarious, cu..

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