Shufflomancy

What is Shufflomancy?

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

See shuffle, divination

Hotkeys

1. Things niggas love. Niggas love hotkeys. I got some hotkeys for you nigga. See grape soda, kfc, watermelons..

Yarmulkah

1. A small round cap typically worn in prayer by jewish men that all asian teenage boys are envious of jews for. asian: i want yor cappy t..

Yazdan

1. 1. A big deadbeat, also known as a Lurch 2. Completely useless to life 3. A gorgeous smile, although they may have a major gum to toot..

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